ProtoMario
ProtoMario is a Pokemon theorist on YouTube. His name is a reference to Jumpman, who is not even in the same universe as Pokemon. His theories are so strenuous that all his viewers feel the urge to say "But Proto!".
The stupidest thing he has ever said in his life is "'The Colors of Pokemon' ̶ Sounds like movement for the equality of colored Pokemon." He thinks it is because Pokemon are not real. It is really because everyone would know you're simply talking about the colors that Pokemon are. Also, colored Pokemon would be pretty much all of them, except for the ones that got assigned to the Colorless type in the Trading Card Game (But on Locke's view, only if there's an observer, because he says colors are a secondary quality and the ideas produced in us by secondary qualities have no resemblance of the bodies themselves, so if there's no observer, all Pokemon are colorless).
Questions that ProtoMario has answered[edit | edit source]
- Do Pokémon age when leveling up?
- Is Mew the meaning of life?
- Does Serena really love Ash or is it all in her head?
- Is Crash Bandicoot not coming back?
- Is Pokemon evolution the same as scientific evolution?
- Is every thing, person, and Pokemon Ditto?
- What if Ash evolved Pikachu?
- Why do people ship Misty and Ash?
- Do physical shames on the Switch require an internet connection to play?
- What if Team Rocket stole Pikachu?
- What if Red discovered Missingno?
- What are fidget spinners?
- Are Ultra Beasts the Seven Deadly Sins (ontologically)?
- Is Ash rich?
- Is Star Wars Galaxy of Heroes the Star Wars shame you are looking for?
- Why doesn't Ash just call the police?
- Was Pokemon on consoles before the Switch?
- What is Kecleon?
- Is Nintendo a company?
Things that ProtoMario has claimed[edit | edit source]
- There's a paywall in Pokemon Let's Go.