Captain 1

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Captain 1
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OH NOES! IT'S CAPTAIN 1!! AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Full name: Vladimir Spork Norris
Gender: Male
Hair color: He's bald
Eye color: Black
Age: Unknown
Species: Number Captains
Alive or Dead?: Revived, later deceased
Death: 1. Being shot by Reginald Copperbottom and being thrown off the airship.

2. Roundhouse Kicked to Pluto.

Likes: KILLING
Dislikes: Captain 0, Captain 10,000, Captain 1,000 and Not KILLING.
Alignment: Chaotic Evil
UnRank: -37 Centillion
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NO MORE FALSE INFORMATION!! I SHALL RULE THE WORLD, AND MAKE EVERYTHING RIGHT, BOTH LITERALLY AND NOT!!

~ Captain 1, after realizing people like UnAnything Wiki instead.

Captain 1 is an evil captain which is the utter opposite of Captain 0 except that he is the sum of 0+1. This is his evil formula to do random evil things. In other words, he is the main antagonist of the UnUniverse.

Relationship with Captain 0[edit | edit source]

He is the mascot of Anything Wiki and kills anyone on spot if some writes false information. The people on Anything Wiki are people that read encyclopedias all day, and people that got kicked out of Wikipedia for entering reasonable information. He always wants to kill Captain 0 and always has tedious plans. He hates memes and all other forms of fun, so he will kill trolls, YTMND fads and other fun things. He would do anything to get rid of UnAnything Wiki and is the only guy to hate Chuck Norris.

He had combined the most evil parts of the most evil inventions to create an ultimate telescope used for stalking Captain 0 and UnAnything Wiki. He may be one of the weaker villains, yet he is one of the biggest threats to the UnUniverse since Viacom!

The Gr8 War[edit | edit source]

Captain 1 once tried to destroy the Zimbies by creating monsters called coal people to destroy them. Luckily, Tiger Tail and the boys foiled his plan and defeated him.

In 2030[edit | edit source]

Captain 1 was cloned by Satan and helped Chuck Norris to defeat Duo, since Duo was killing Saget's new-and-improved Weegee-resistant hellhounds. The clone's UnRank jumped to Aleph 1.99999999999999999999 and the clone became good. Its name changed to Captain 10,000.

Around this time, Hannibal Lecter was put into the Super Evil Villains Clan, a group founded by Captain 1, becoming the group's second-in-command and the second biggest threat in the UnUniverse.

Trivia[edit | edit source]

  • He has a second home in Hell, were he thinks up evil things to do with Adolf Hitler, Hitler's clone and the Teletubbies.
  • He always dreams about strangling Captain 0.
  • Captain 1 is actually closer to Captain 0 than you'd think, because Captain Zero is #1, and Captain 1 is a really big zero.
  • Captain 1 is after Captain 2 because of math. Math is good.
  • He's evil, but the Satanist number captains are worse.
  • He is a member of Viacom
  • Before 2030, one of his more notable clones (not to be confused with Captain 10,000) was a prisoner at The Wall.
  • Out of all the captains, he is the most likely to find Captain 8ñßàñ856 in his room.