0 Burger

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A 0 Burger (AKA An "OH MY GOODNESS") is an evil and poisonous burger created by Captain 0 specifically for feeding to his worst of the worst of the worst of the worst enemies, this creates a powerful weapon that slowly kills victims. Chuck Norris once tried the 0 Burger, but he said it tasted just like a regular burger. For some reason, this guy keeps updating the recipe.

Ingredients[edit | edit source]

  • The dance moves of Rick Astley
  • The eye of Rick Astley
  • 30 Netflix Originals
  • 12 dead Rick Astleys worth of bacon
  • 22 bumper stickers
  • An entire bottle of glue
  • Captain 9
  • $843 in pennies
  • A sock
  • A tiny mirror
  • 64 year old buns
  • One BOTH of Justin Bieber's eyeballs
  • A quart of Sanic Sauce™
  • 3 fried elbows
  • Any type of Pokemon
  • Your computer
  • 9 diamonds
  • 7 tacos
  • Both of any fish's lungs
  • ⅓ of a pillow
  • 6 tablespoons of Lamp Oil
  • UnMarioWiki
  • Tinky Winky
  • A VHS
  • 23½ Po Doodles
  • Alt 2.0's clone
  • Z
  • A 😂 emoji
  • Another 0 Burger
  • A stale reddit meme
  • 1½ gallons of Worcestershire Sauce™
  • 2 Tide Pods
  • A cup of Milk
  • This guy
  • A Nintendo Switch game
  • A booklet containing detailed instructions on how to abolish communism
  • 5 gallons of phenyl oxalate ester
  • A bottle of instant glue
  • Garfield's whiskers
  • 2 gallons of soy sauce
  • Shredded cobalt
  • Po's armpit hair
  • Oxiclean
  • Bob Ross's paint
  • Rotten and raw eggs
  • A ♤
  • A ♡
  • A ◇
  • A ♧
  • A □
  • Pumkin Sheep wool
  • Polof fur
  • A piece of Germany's flag
  • A leaf
  • A 🐴 emoji too
  • Liquid salt
  • The deadly Cheese
  • Eviler Pop
  • Flan
  • Screen Gems' center
  • Wood from a cukoo clock
  • A musket ball
  • A crab
  • Hydrogen cyanide
  • Lasagna
  • A feather from Tookie Tookie
  • A nail
  • Starbucks coffee
  • Raw patty
  • Lots of twigs
  • The liquid from a Magic 8-Ball
  • Toxic cat urine
  • 599 US dollars
  • Half of a scrambled egg
  • One of each of the UnDollars
  • San-nakji
  • All meat and fish in the world raw
  • 50 Watermelon Truffles
  • A chunk of asphalt
  • A Short Beaked Echidna
  • A chopped up Armight
  • Ammunition from the Quadgun
  • Silly Putty
  • Dog spit
  • K-fee
  • A dead Sandile
  • Some pink slime (no, not those cute ones)
  • Pocoyo (turned into a cake but revived)
  • McGratin Croquette patties
  • Your own face
  • A melted caramel cube sized... well... cube of mercury
  • Two sauteed rat tails
  • Boiled Cabbage
  • Steamed Rotting Broccoli
  • Fossilised Vomit
  • The right kidney of a neanderthal
  • Refrigerated blood
  • 5,000 strands of hair
  • The gull bladder of 2 Aliens
  • 5 antibodies
  • A mummified rattlesnake
  • A 5 year old Cockroach
  • An actual bear claw
  • 50 lbs. of boiled connective tissue
  • A grilled Chinese red-headed centipede
  • Medium Rare Moke Cow steak (cloned form the meat of the only dead Moke Cows)
  • Five liters of acid rain
  • A Deep'fried artery.
  • 16 dead souls
  • An eldery person's pre-frontal cortex
  • The brain stem of a teenage seagull
  • A sheet of washed demin
  • Tree sap straight from the tree
  • milkweed leaves
  • black tar, natural tar, any tar
  • Black tar in specific but with Nihonium instead of the oxygen in the 5-atom ring
  • melted pants
  • Oganesson
  • A razor blade
  • Some ectoplasm
  • Teddie fur
  • Mystery Food X
  • A right leg
  • Cyanide cyanide (cyanogen)
  • The 5-Hole
  • Unbihexium
  • Deity Cat urine
  • 50 pounds of Chewy Chews
  • Crab legs
  • 5 gallons of condensed antimatter
  • White cheddar cheese sauce
  • Bramble vines
  • Toaster strudel frosting
  • Lincoln Loud's Ace Savvy Comic Books and pages