UnESRB
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The Extremely Stupid Rating Blockheads, otherwise known as the UnESRB, is a group of people that don't rate shames on how good they are. Needless to say, they generally suck at their job. Bad.
History[edit | edit source]
The ESRB started after Nintendo whined about how Mortal Kombat and other violent video shames were inappropriate for general audiences. It started back in 45 B.C. They have rated over 454,656,565 shames and 43 tacos.
People[edit | edit source]
- George W. Bush - former President of the United States and current President of the ESRB
- Hulk Hogan - semiretired wrestler and rating boards adviser
- Elmo - man of Sesame Street fame and head of public relations
- YouTube - internet video site and head of commissions
- Bubble Bass - A legendary troll who ruined 506365525 kids life from working here.
- O-O - A error of all comupter with the line "YOU MUST DIE!" & rating drawings for the ESRB
Ratings[edit | edit source]
- RP - Rating Pending - For derps
- EC - Early Childhood - For babies
- E - Everyone - Approved for all audiences
- E10+ - Everyone 10+ - Awful for kids
- T - Teen - Only good for teenagers; everyone else would find it pointless
- M - Mature - Boring shame for adults only, the Teletubbies shames get these ratings.
- AO - Adults Only - Adults only shames or terrible ones
- KA - Kids and Adults - Retired because its dumb
Other Ratings[edit | edit source]
- P - Po. (Equivalent to M for mature/miserable or AO for Adults Only.)
- B - Bob the Builder. (Equivalent to T/M/AO.)
- UUFUU - Unexpectedly Upside-down For Ugandan Knuckles
- BGTMBCB - Bad Games That Make Big Chungus Barf
- CCFCF - Cruelly Chaotic For Candace Flynn
- FTTFTT - Far Too Terrifying For Timmy Turner - Retired after Timmy's parents filed a lawsuit. For some reason, Timmy Turner wished for the rating to continue, so it's still here. (Not like it matters)
- LLFLL - Legally Lame For Linka Loud - Things that can make Linka Loud/Lincoln Loud scream, but retired after the Loud Family filed a lawsuit
- DNPTS - Do Not Play This Shame
- NDPTS - Nintendon't Play This Shame
Trivia[edit | edit source]
- The ESRB is pointless thanks to careless parents, LOL!
- Barack Obama supports the ESRB.
- Someone supports the ESRB by buying shames.
- The Barrier Trio will never protect the ESRB,even if the ESRB pays all the money they have.
- Cancer, the cancerous lord of crustations hates ESRB so much that he sent his army of Crab Rave crabs lead by the largest lobster ever attack and arson the building meaning they had to move but them that place was burnt down so ESRB got moved to Area 51.