The Millenials

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The Millenials are a generational grouping consisting of people born between 1977 and 1994, 1982 and 2004, 1984 and 2000, or 2000 to 2020. They don't think that objective truth exists, because all their university professors said so.

They killed very many industries, but they're also responsible for a new industry of putting avocados on toast, so I guess they're not all bad. They are all addicted to smartphones, social media, and avocado toast.

They all want free college education, which means they all think that money is created out of nothing, which is obviously WRONG!

Stuff that the millenials killed[edit | edit source]

  • Beer
  • Department stores
  • Hardware stores
  • Retail sales
  • Motorcycles
  • Diamonds
  • Golf
  • Homeownership
  • Designer handbags
  • Bar soap
  • Lunch
  • Brunch
  • Casual dining
  • Napkins
  • Boobs
  • Crowdfunding
  • Handshakes
  • Working
  • Working out
  • The American Dream
  • America
  • Democracy
  • Capitalism
  • Lotteries
  • American Football
  • Cable television
  • Gen X's retirement
  • The Boomers' retirement
  • The European Union
  • Driving under the influence