Squidward Community College
Across every continent in the world, there are many college buildings with the name Squidward Community College. All classes in all buildings are taught by Squidward Tentacles, offering courses in many different fields. All alumni later in life have been proven to do amazing things. It's a really cool place to be, and make sure to check out their wiki. Tuition fees are quite expensive for common folk at about 400,000 dollars every 12 seconds. And you must prove yourself to Squidward as well. or else you will get rejected just like Motos.
It was founded by Squidward in 1993 after he noticed no people had talent (just people of Bikini Bottom called him no talent and they really called him a mediocre at art, clarinet skills, and talent acts), and so decided to teach them talent so the world would be great again despite having no experience in teaching or anything, but for one, all the pieces will fall into place, and a set of keys will unlock a path for mankind to triumph. Kaptain Skurvy, the first ever alumni, would prove to the UnWorld that this college was no joke.
Twenty plus years later it's still going as strong as ever.
Courses[edit | edit source]
- African Studies
- Art
- Beating the shit out of people
- Bold
- Drug creation and smuggling
- Firearms
- Applied Economics: Cash Register Application Programme (CRAP)
- Applied Economics: Tax Evasion
- Chemisty
- Handsomeness
- Hentai Art
- Meme Studies and Applications
- Nuclear Physics
- Vaping
- A lot more
Counselors[edit | edit source]
- Wonky Donkey
- Bonzi Buddy
- I.M. Meen
- Alt 2.0
- Squidward Tentacles
- Konata Izumi
- Sagnip The Hedgehog
- Kaptain Skurvy
- The 10 Loud Sisters (They're the pooper-scoopers in the college)