Prozis

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Prozis is a pro-life company. There are three main ways it does this:

1. Sell products to help you prevent yourself from becoming obese.

Obesity is associated with many health conditions and higher mortality rates.

2. Celebrating anti-abortion legislation.

The owner did this one time.

3. Selling products to make you more sexually attractive.

If you wear Prozis apparel, everybody of the opposite sex will want to bang you. (This is how babies are made.)
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