Prozis
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Prozis is a pro-life company. There are three main ways it does this:
1. Sell products to help you prevent yourself from becoming obese.
- Obesity is associated with many health conditions and higher mortality rates.
2. Celebrating anti-abortion legislation.
- The owner did this one time.
3. Selling products to make you more sexually attractive.
- If you wear Prozis apparel, everybody of the opposite sex will want to bang you. (This is how babies are made.)