Pokemon (franchise)

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Pokemon (Japanese: ポケットモンスター, "There is no God in the universe"[1]) is a Jewish conspiracy to spread atheism and Freemasonry.[2] At least, according to the radical Islamists, and despite the fact that this theory literally makes no sense.

Pokemon was invented in 1996 as a marketing gimmick to sell more link cables but the shames themselves ended up being a bit more popular than expected so they made an anime, a trading card game, merchandise, new shames, and like a thousand new Pokemon. Today, Game Freak doesn't give a crap about the shames so they release versions like Sword, Shield, Bugged Diamond, and Shipped Early Pearl.

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