Number Captain Poison
Number Captain Poison is the EXTREMELY, EXTREMELY DEADLY poison found inside of Number Captains.
The poison does not harm the number captains themself, it's a defense mechanism, so they don't get eaten, the poison is 666 times more deadly than the poison of a poison dart frog, and 66666666 times more poisonous then the bite of an inland taipan, the most poisonous snake in the whole UnWorld. And 9999 times more poisonous than Death Juice, making number captain poison the most poisonous substance in the world. Just 0.00000000000000000000001 grams of the poison is enough to kill a human.
Only Number Captains, the Undefeatables, very evil people who could survive the Teletubby Land Acid Lake, Louie and obviously Chuck Norris are immune to the poison. Everybody else will DIE if they consume this poison.
It is green in color, which screams out "HAY!!! DON'T CONSUME ME!!!!"
Effects[edit | edit source]
- 5 Seconds after consuming: Your arms start to melt
- 10 Seconds after consuming: Your head falls off.
- 14 Seconds after consuming: The rest of your body asplodes and you DIE!!!!!!
An alternate effect exists, but rare, in this version, your heart asplodes 15 seconds after consumption, then the rest of your body asplodes, then you DIE!!!!!!
