Mushroom Kingdom

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Mushroom Kingdom is a legendary kingdom that is located somewhere in a unknown location. It is a peaceful place and home of Mario, Luigi, Peach, and others such as Toads (not to be confused with toads who are related to frogs). It is filled with mushrooms. Several villains such as Bowser planned to take over the Mushroom Kingdom. It is filled with mushrooms (some of them can think!) and it's where Mario comes from!

The Mushroom Kingdom is a great and large nation south of Murica and Equestria that has never been beaten yet in its production of S.O.S., more about that below. Mushroom Kingdom is one of the only kingdoms that have a decent economy. The actual leader of the Mushroom Kingdom is Princess Peach. The Mushroom kingdom is also the 3rd place with more population in the world thanks to the new king Luigi who improved the place during his period as king.

The Mushroom Kingdom is known to be full of many things such as S.O.S., lots of spaghetti, and many other memes of that caliber.

The Mushroom Kingdom is the largest manufacturer of S.O.S., which is a strange food with an unknown flavor but well sold product around the world.

Currency[edit | edit source]

The Mushroom Kingdom's currency is simply called Coins. They are found in various blocks and in some enemies. They used to be valuable (on the scale of millions of Rupees), but since they are found everywhere, they were inflated to the point where they are now worth 2.4000 Rupees. Paradoxically, you can buy another life for 100 of these cheap things. The site has also the best power plant in the world, but sometimes, it experiences an energy crisis due to unpaid taxes; besides, the princess does not like giving money to other people while Mario has to convince her to do the right thing. Mario (when he got really really mad) made a request to Toad that the Mushroom Kingdom needs quote, "a fucking Walmart." They measure cash in GURTH, which is shortened to MicroGURTHs.

History[edit | edit source]

Crappy Description[edit | edit source]

mushrum kindum iz dat plase wit all du gies and stuffz itz gots lotsa lols and mushrums theyr kinda stuepid n stuffz

Semi-Crappy Description[edit | edit source]

The Mushroom Kingdom was founded by some guy once. This guy was a peach. Now, his great great great great great great great not-so-great great great great great granddaughter Peach rules this place.

Not-As-Crappy Description[edit | edit source]

The Mushroom Kingdom is an area in Southern Europe. It was first created in year 1, when King Fruit decided he wanted to be a king. He gathered an army of magnificent proportions (three of his friends from collage), and he conquered an aincent land known as Italy (Some Itallians are still pissed off about about this, but that's another story, get da hint?)

After seeing a Toad walk by, he named the land Mushroom Kingdom. He then betrayed the three that helped him, tricking them into living in Antarctica.

During OPERATION FUNGUS, King Fruit cloned Toad so many times, he had peoples to govern. He was a good king (except for when he ate the Toads). He also kidnapped many Yoshis, and started governing them too. He even had some humans living in Mushroom Kingdom, but they were often mistreated. King Fruit eventually passed away only ten years after he started ruling.

Many kings and queens ruled Mushroom Kingdom over thousands of years. Many of them not living for very long, because Bowser is a known enemy of Mushroom Kingdom. In fact, Mushroom Kingdom came very close to being destroyed, but one person saved them...

Mario was born in 1581. He was born with a mustache. Everyone in Mushroom Kingdom worshiped Mario as a god. They were renamed Mustache Kingdom, and the King of Mushroom Kingdom did whatever Mario said (Mario was a baby, so he said "goo goo ga ga"). This went on for five years, until a Hyrulian assassin cut off the king's mustache. This instantly made mustaches evil, and Mario was labeled a devil.

Mario came back fifty years later, and fought bravely for Mushroom Kingdom. The same was not said about his brother Luigi. After Mario went into sleep for hundreds of years, Luigi assassinated the King of Mushroom Kingdom. Then he killed the new king. This put Peach in charge. He tried to kill her, but failed (he forgot to load his gun).

Average life in the Mushroom Kingdom has declined in the past hundred years. The average day now involves invasions from the Bowser Army, and avoiding being eaten if you're a Toad. However, if you have a higher social status, then you pretty much get whatever you want.

During The Meegee Era, the Mushroom Kingdom and Hyrule are now allies and are on a mission to put an end to Meegee because Meegee planned to kill everyone and then steal all of their tacos.

Mario is helping because he didn't want Meegee to take his place in the Mario series. King Harkinian is helping because he desparately needs his taco blaster for his next dinner. Luigi is helping because he absolutley HATES Weegees. Ludwig von Koopa is helping (A.K.A. "fighting for himself and betraying all the others") bcuz he can't stand people who are more evil than him. Link is helping because he needs dinner, just like the King. Remember the story of the little red hen? That's why Link is helping out in the assassination of Meegee. Zelda is helping out because the king just can't save his own fat butt, which is why Zelda went to find her father in the atrocious abomination that is Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon.

Military[edit | edit source]

Relative to its size, the Mushroom Kingdom has a great military power. This is seen as Bowser can no longer easily kidnap Princess Peach with a force of 3000 Koopas since the Mother Russia's military allied with the Mushroom Kingdom. Because of this, it well known how the Mushroom Kingdom can maintain such a large size. Bowser's military also counts as one of the Mushroom Kingdom's allies when Bowser is not trying to kidnap the princess.

Mushroom Kingdom Kart Rumble[edit | edit source]

The Mushroom Kingdom is known for its race tracks and its very famous Mushroom Kingdom Kart Rumble. People bet on the racers and try to win big. Items are permitted to fight for the top spot which Mario cheats and becomes racist when racers outside Nintendo join. Kratos took the top spot after killing Mario. The races are ran by the Mushroom Mafia which the Mafia makes big money from the suckers.

Relation with other countries[edit | edit source]

Mother Russia[edit | edit source]

Mother Russia is the Mushroom Kingdom's greatest ally, but sometimes this is due to Mother Russia is the place from where the Mushrooms and other things of the Mushroom Kingdom is coming from. Russia is in the state of turmoil because the Russian Tsarist Party wants to seize the government. So, Russia can't support the Mushroom Kingdom as much as I used to. Russia exports mushrooms and guns, and imports S.O.S. and potatoes for vodka.

Mobius[edit | edit source]

Mobius and the Mushroom Kingdom have a normal point. Both are working in the same thing (maintaining the balance of happiness in their countries), although the Mushroom Kingdom claimed that some Blocks with Coins are in some places of Mobius.

United States Of UnAmerica[edit | edit source]

The Mushroom Kingdom and Murica has shown to be allies, as they are composed of fat people similar to Fat Mario. Although sometimes, they can get into arguments with their leader.

Finland[edit | edit source]

Finland and the Mushroom Kingdom have a friendly point. Finland got inspired by the Mushroom Kingdom when people there played Super Mario Bros.; since then, many people of Finland have the ability of jump high until reach the sky.

The Chocadoobie Empire[edit | edit source]

Their relationship is okay. They both formed the best S.O.S. trading system.

United Kingdom[edit | edit source]

Sir Hiss moved here, bringing allegiance with him. When King Richard returned to Nottingham after his brother died horribly in a fire, Richard swore to protect the Mushroom Kingdom from threat. The United Kingdom also sends them Infinite supplies of Fish and Chips.

Known Inhabitants[edit | edit source]

  • Princess Peach (leader)
  • Mario and Luigi
  • Wario and Waluigi
  • Toads
  • Yoshi and Birdo
  • Toadsworth
  • Princess Daisy
  • Jeffy (originally American)
  • Many other people from the Paper Mario games
  • Goku
  • Rosalina (at one point)
  • Malleo and Weegee (formerly)
  • Bowser (sneaks in sometimes)
  • Sonic the Hedgehog (when he is in the Mushroom Kingdom Kart Rumble)
  • Mutant Krabs (immigrant)
  • ULTRA Faggotheen
  • Fat Mario
  • Gay Luigi
  • Pauline (Formerly)
  • Sir Hiss (Exile)
  • Peppino
  • Dino Guys (including Italian Dinosaurs)
  • Koopas
  • The 7 dwarfs (Not the 10 Loud Sisters silly)
  • Living mushrooms
  • Peach
  • King Fruit
  • Feliciano Vargas
  • And some other jerks whose inclusion would make this list too long.