Missouri

Missouri is a state in the United States of UnAmerica. Different parts of it have different stereotypes.

It is like California in that it has grapes, a fault line, water on one side of it, and a lot of places named after saints on the side with water. It even has bears on its flag. It is like the United States of UnAmerica in that it has liberals on both sides of it and a liberal city in the middle. It is also like Iowa in that its capitol is in the middle of the state, but there is a county named after its capital on its east coast.

Cities

• St. Louis
• Kansas City
• Jefferson City
• Columbia
• Joplin