Michelle Obama
From UnAnything Wiki
Michelle Obama was an email scammer who got killed when a penguin got into the White House and didn't stop Donald Trump from saying a racial slur. She commanded everyone to drink more water without aiming for a specific amount or reducing the amount of other liquids consumed. It was hard for people in Syria to do this, and it was partly because of the actions of her husband. She also told people that they had money that they had to give her money to get, but it didn't actually exist. She is apparently genderfluid because sometimes she used the name Michael when doing this.