Megasage007

“The car is not moving 75 mph, the forest is.”

~ Megasage007 being completely dumb and idiotic. Also his average quote.

Megasage007 (AKA Ed Wellington) is an unsmart troll who is part of the Galactic YouTube Trolling Crew.

He represents the Bootes constellation of the group.

Biography

He's unsmart and dumb for reasons. He doesn't really know what is moving; for example: He thinks it's the forest moving 75 mph rather than the car; which is very nonsensical.

He forces people to "know" that, but really, it's him trying to make people dumb and stupid.

He also thought the world wasn't rotating in front of nor it was revolving around the sun. Though that's not true. The world does rotate in front of the sun (Giving us 1 day) and revolve around the sun (Giving us 1 year).

He also killed those who are atheists (who are people who AREN'T religious). He killed many of them. He killed them just because they didn't believe in any religion. Due to how he killed them, this offended the remaining innocent atheists.

This page was forked from UnAnything Wiki (Wikia) because it got retconned on that site.