Mean Lean Machine

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The Mean Lean Machine is a device created by Waluigi and Dr. Eggman after the success of Wario's Wa-Machine and Wa-Machine 2.0. The intended function is to transform characters into Lean-Guys.

Appearance[edit | edit source]

The Mean Lean Machine is a hue-adjusted variant of the Wa-Machine, a direct result of Waluigi getting the blueprints from Tinky Winky. It is purple in colour to represent Waluigi and the Lean-Guys, the machine's output. The machine also has some green highlights around it at various points.

History[edit | edit source]

Creation[edit | edit source]

As previously stated, the Mean Lean Machine was developed by Waluigi and Dr. Eggman after the success of Wario's Wa-Machine and Wa-Machine 2.0 to get loads of Coins and Rings. However, they swore to not tell Wario about the project, or he would get super mad. They first informed Tinky Winky, another lean enjoyer, about the project and he was able to find the blueprints and give them to them. They instantly got to work, enslaving Lemmings to construct it for them. The Mean Lean Machine was finished in 2 weeks and it was ready for business. One of the Lemmings fell in, and was turned into a Lean-Lemming, making him the first Lean-Guy ever.

Theft[edit | edit source]

Waluigi and Dr. Eggman had a fairly clean streak relating to not letting Wario know about it, until one day when he found out about it's existence. However, he loved the machine so much he stole it and made his own Lean Factory, where he used it to make Lean-Guys and produce more Lean. They were not happy about this.

Settings[edit | edit source]

The Mean Lean Machine has 3 settings:

  • Clone: The machine makes an exact copy of whoever is inside it, can be combined with the lower two options if you just want to have a wa-version of something and still keep the original.
  • Leanify: The Mean Lean Machine uses some needles to inject lean into the test subject's bloodstream, turning them into a Lean Guy.
  • Un-Leanify: The Mean Lean Machine injects a small mesh into the test subject's body which soaks up all the Lean. It eventually is digested and farded out.