Kimberly Gardner (in the style of the Book of Mormon)
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Kimberly Gardner was a circuit attorney of St. Louis, who did neglect her duties in the sight of the St. Louisians. For a great outcry against Gardner had arisen against her from the people of St. Louis. And behold! it was revealed that Gardner was enrolled in nursing classes. And thus, it came to pass, that in the fullness of time Gardner resigned as circuit attorney. And the years of her tenure were five.