John Quincy Adams
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John Quincy Adams was an UnAmerican politician. No one really liked him. At one point, he managed to get elected president by stuffing boxes, but not too much. But then Andrew Jackson was like, you totally just bought that election. And in the next election, Adams lost to Andrew Jackson.
He can write, which apparently means he can't fight.
He used to be a Democratic-Republican, but then he became a Whig because he needed a wig.
