Illuminati

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This is the Illuminati.

The Illuminati was a polka band from Bavaria, Germany that was started in the 18th century. The German government didn't like them, so they banned them. However, this just meant they went into hiding. Today, from its humble origins, the Illuminati is the world's largest polka band, and is based in the United States of UnAmerica. Many, many people and things are Illuminati. You can figure out what is and isn't Illuminati by using simple elementary school math (Hint: it has three sides and one eye).