Illinois

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Illinois is a state where people spend their time thinking up bad plans to get rich quick. These are not the absolute worst, as determined by cost/benefit analysis:

  • asking someone to bribe you to make them a senator
  • driving to a convenience store really really fast (but not breaking any traffic regulations) to buy a lottery ticket
  • organizing poker games and claiming to be bad at it