Hash-Slinging Slasher

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The Hash-Slinging Slasher is a severe but idiotic killer who was mentioned by Squidward during the “Graveyard Shift” episode of Spongebob Squarepants

Origin[edit | edit source]

The Hash-Slinging Slasher was a fry cook, but more horribly unintelligent. He accidentally cut off his own hand so it did not grow back. He replaced his arm with a spatula. Then he got run by a bus and his boss fired him

Today[edit | edit source]

Today, the Hash-Slinging Slasher will come during every Tuesday night to seek his vengeance. He called the phone and pretend that no one is there, then the lights flicker, and he gets off the bus and headed to several restaurants to kill future employees