Emily Ratajkowski
Emily Ratajkowski is a woman with two superpowers. However, she's not a superhero.
Early life[edit | edit source]
As a child, Emily was bullied for her last name, until she realized that that name was a superpower itself.
Things would usually go down like this:
Boy 1: "Did you hear how Emily got her name?"
Boy 2: "No, how?"
Boy 1: "When she was born, her parents dropped a spoon in the garbage disposal and turned it on and named her after the sound it made."
Emily Ratajkowski: "Nice story. Let's hear you actually say my name."
Boy 1: "That's easy. Emily Rataj--"
He was unable to finish, as he had begun coughing up blood. He died shortly after.
As you can see, a minimal knowledge of male psychology also helps.
Career[edit | edit source]
When Emily got older, she realized that her body was also a superpower. It made men do dumb things, like obsessively take pictures of it.
Instead of using this power for good, she used it to get money from them.