Election 2020 coverage
From UnAnything Wiki
“Eight. Six. Nine. Three. We will vote for AOC.”
~ The entire student body of NPC University on twenty twenty
Democrats[edit | edit source]
- Andrew Yang - the gangster
- Bernie Sanders - a guy with a bad business model for a chicken restaurant
- Beto O'Rourke - the Italian
- Elizabeth Warren - the token
IndianNative American - Joe Biden - a son of Satan
- Kamala Harris - squad representative
- Pete Buttigeg - Indiana wants him
- Tulsi Gabbard - a female mixed-race leftist loved by right wing white nationalists who support The Patriarchy
Republicans[edit | edit source]
- Donald Trump - returning God-Emperor of Mankind
Dwyane "The Rock" Johnson
The field for the Republicans was sparse as convicted felon Kanye West decided to put off his run until 2024 and Dwyane "The Rock" Johnson flaked out.
Google[edit | edit source]
- Alphabet's Google - determined to prevent another Trump situation
- (I couldn't figure out who this was) - denies everything