Election 2020 coverage

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Eight. Six. Nine. Three. We will vote for AOC.

~ The entire student body of NPC University on twenty twenty

Democrats[edit | edit source]

Republicans[edit | edit source]

  • Donald Trump - returning God-Emperor of Mankind
  • Dwyane "The Rock" Johnson

The field for the Republicans was sparse as convicted felon Kanye West decided to put off his run until 2024 and Dwyane "The Rock" Johnson flaked out.

Google[edit | edit source]

  • Alphabet's Google - determined to prevent another Trump situation
  • (I couldn't figure out who this was) - denies everything