Durham Francis
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“TORNADOES DO NOT EXIST!!!”
~ Durham Francis on an average day
Durham Francis is a troll part of the Galactic YouTube Trolling Crew and does nothing but yell "TORNADOES DO NOT EXIST!!!" in front of everybody just to anger everybody.
He represents the Ara constellation.
Not only he yelled at those who knew tornadoes existed, and he did the exact same to those who thought volcanoes and tsunamis existed. They exist, they're just rare.
Same went with hurricanes and earthquakes, though one natural disaster is common comparatively; lightning storms.
Naturally, he's enemies with Tornado Mimi.