Dawah Man

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Go drink yo father's s***m!

~ Dawah Man on an average day.

Dawah Man is a very offensive and kinda disgusting troll who is part of the Galactic YouTube Trolling Crew.

Out of the crew, he represents the Dorado constellation.

Biography[edit | edit source]

Born to a wealthy, but cruel family in Baghdad, Iraq (Literally) in the year 1945, as someone named "Addie" was completely unable to cope with the retardation that emerged from his birth. He was trained by his father Muhammad in Jihadi Warfare, but ran away from home after Muhammad forced him to drink his s***m.

He was trained to terrorize other countries, including the one he resides in currently, the United Kingdom/Great Britain; especially in London. Living in the frontier was difficult for young Imran, for there is literally nothing in the Middle East. Luckily, he met Omar Sharif, filming on location for Lawrence of Arabia, and traveled to Britain with a rescue team. From there, he began preaching the word to the filthy infidels, always remembering his father's lessons.

He's also sexist against all women of any kind unless if they were members of the Galactic YouTube Trolling Crew like himself.

If you haven't noticed is also very lewd in the fact he talks about s***m 24/7, and especially his father's.

This page was forked from UnAnything Wiki (Wikia) because it got retconned on that site.