Chanel Rion
Chanel Rion is a sexy hapa reporter who is a leading conservative thinker, cartoonist, polymath, and probably polyglot. She is also on TV.
She is engaged married to Courtland “Bob” Sykes, a man who (according to legend) does not want his women to work outside of the home.
Early life[edit | edit source]
Rion was born to a white guy and native Korean speaker in Texas. He moved the family subsequently to South Korea, France, and Texas because he wanted Chanel to see how bad Communism really is and he swore to never return to the United States.
Then she went to Harvard and met “Bob” at a CIA dinner.
Some illogical nonsense now[edit | edit source]
In the beginning was Chanel Nmi Dayn-Ryan, who in UnAmerica is called Chanel Rion, and she created first the conservative political cartoons, that were the offspring of her thought.
Songs[edit | edit source]
- ”Airplanes feat. B.o.B.”
- ”Steady Love”
- ”Señorita feat. Shawn Mendes”