The Stupid Adventures Of Po: The Wrath Of Cortex (shame)

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The Stupid Adventures Of Po: The Wrath Of Cortex is another Stupid Adventures Of Po shame after The Stupid Adventures Of Po, The Stupid Adventures Of Po 2, and The Stupid Adventures Of Po: Enter The Dragonfly. It might be inspired by Crash Bandicoot: The Wrath Of Cortex, but with the Teletubbies. Also available on the Tubbytendo Twittch

Plot[edit | edit source]

One day at Cortex's Castle, Dr. Neo Cortex has hired one of these sinister monsters that are formerly minions of the Evil Loud House terrorist organization. He hired Weenee, Drillcat, WaHappy Cat, and the Evil Blue Yoshi thing. Dr. T is moar impressed. Tubers93 will do a bit of poopscooping while taking care of WaHappy Cat and Drillcat. Meanwhile in Teletubby Land, Dipsy is enslaving 1000 Weegee Clones to build a city for the Teletubby Clones and Robots. However, Po is up to no good and began killing everything on sight and blah, blah, blah, blah, BLAH!

Bosses[edit | edit source]

  1. Teletubby Land - Tinky Winky, Dipsy, and Laa-Laa
  2. Obsidian Fieldlands - Rok-ko Earth Elemental, and Weenee
  3. Crimson Mirelands - Py-Ro Fire Elemental, and Drill Cat
  4. Colbalt Coastlands - Wa-Wa Water Elemental, and WaHappy Cat
  5. Alabaster Icelands - Lo-Lo Wind Elemental, and Evil Blue Yoshi
  6. Coronet Highlands - Dr. Nitrus Brio, Dr. Nitro Gin, and Nina Cortex
  7. Stone Portal - Tubers93, and Dr. T
  8. Spear Pillar - Dr. Neo Cortex, and Uka Uka
  9. ??? - Omega Uka Uka (Final Boss)

Morals[edit | edit source]

  • Po is stupid
  • Never try to be Po
  • Never ALSO try to be Cortex
  • Never play this game
  • Remember to play Crash Twinsanity instead
  • Never talk to strangers
  • Never do drugs
  • Never watch RealThinknoodles' videos
  • Never Expand Dong
  • Never eat Gum
  • This shame sucks
  • End of discussion...