Santa Claus

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Santa Clause is a 42-million year old wizard who lives in Hogwarts. He is the president of Christmas and the owner of over 3,000,000 elves. He is married to Mrs. Claus.

Life[edit | edit source]

Santa Claus was created by Jesus so kids would care about his birthday. Jesus then created elves to do all of Santa's biddings. Santa built his workshop from nearly pure, soldified hydrogen oxide. In 1356, it was becoming harder for him to deliver Christmas presents, so he made a sleigh that ran on nitrous and rockets. He installed Jarvis in his sleigh to assist him while delivering lame presents for kids. In 1523, he built a larger factory make more toys for mid evil brats. In 1926, Santa was hit hard by the great depression, and lost lotsa money. Today he is suffering from the lack off kids believing in him.

He one day went caroling with Jack Frost for no reason other than to just slap some idiot named The Grinch 10000000000 times.

SO YOU STUPID KIDS BETTER BELIEVE IN SANTA, OR ELSE HE WILL DIE!

Likes[edit | edit source]

  • Nice children
  • Cookies and milk
  • Forcing people to do good deeds and best behavior
  • Being smart and strict

Hates[edit | edit source]

  • Naughty children
  • When kids on the naughty list called him naughty
  • Burgermeister Meisterburger
  • Heretics

Trivia[edit | edit source]

  • It is also mentioned that the Grinch and Jack Skellington has been impersoned Santa during Christmas