Police

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The Police are bossy people who tell everyone what they can and can't do. They ride around in their special cars, and have special powers that let them do whatever they want.

The police were formed when bad guys were being organized meanies. The police ran in, and beat them up. But then the police did whatever they want. So now they are bad. That's why people like Dr. Robotnik are here, to stop police! Some naive policeman named Derek Chauvin also killed a guy named George Floyd by pin their knee on his head leading people to start a protest against police brutality

Police are nice though, so be nice to them!

WARNING! POP QUIZ![edit | edit source]

WHERE WERE YOU ARE THE NIGHT OF SEPTEMBER 14TH?!

This is the kind of thing a police officer would do. Throw you into a wall, and ask you some randosn't really mean anything while screaming. This is why police are such good people! They do this to bad guys! (Sometimes they do it to innocent people too, but we're not supposed to tell you that.)

Notable Police and Police Organizations[edit | edit source]

  • Liberty City Police Department
  • S.T.A.R.S.
  • Jill Valentine
  • Brad Vickers
  • Officer Weirdo
  • 4
  • The a.z.c.f
  • UnPolice
  • The up.b.d
  • Bobby (the cop)
  • Bikini Bottom Police
  • Derek Chauvin (formerly and was now resurrected by the Satanist Empire)