Penn Jillette

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Penn Jillette is a super powerful god, a member of the upper council of the Undefeatables, and is quite overpowered, especially since he knows the legendary move STFU.

He is the 3rd vice chair of the Undefeatables, just behind Bob Saget and Chuck Norris.

Birth[edit | edit source]

On September 5th, 1989, at 13:67 AM, Penn Jillette was born with magical powers, including invisibility, flying, teleportation and being able to revive people.

On March 31st, 1997, at 3:65 PM, Penn Jillette was put into the Undefeatables, being on the Upper Council.

THE GREAT ISOPOD WAR (Betrayal)[edit | edit source]

Up on Undefeatable Palace, Penn Jilette was conflicted. He wanted to get involved in the war himself, for the petty reason of simply hating Doritos, and wanted to put King Isopod in his place. Chuck Norris warned him against this, saying that he shouldn't interfere in the stupid conflicts of non-Undefeatables by forbidding him to make contact with the non-Undefeatables' stupidity, and if he did, he would suffer the ultimate punishment. Penn Jilette listened... until he betrayed the Undefeatables and Chuck Norris and NaN banished him from existence

Trivia[edit | edit source]

  • He also knows the Roundhouse Kick
  • He is the reason Tinky Winky is Stupid.
  • Whenever Reginald Copperbottom goes to sleep he checks his closet for Penn Jillette.
  • He loves chihuahuas, and expresses this very vocally (literally).
  • Her UnRank is tied with Captain 0, infinity x infinity