Nintendo

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Nintendo is a large company in Japan where Nintendo made his video shames such as Super Mario Bros., The Legend of Zelda, Donkey Kong, Yoshi, Kirby, and so much MOAR! Nintendo is currently the most successful shame making company to date. It was mentioned that Nintendo sued other people (who made their own fanfiction shames of Nintendo shames) about Copyright. However, Nintendo made a big mistake that they didn't put Waluigi in Wario shames and WarioWare shames, and in the Super Smash Bros. shame series. Because they disrespect Waluigi and accidentally made Wario angry. Wario, his brother Waluigi, and the Wa-Team decided to threaten Nintendo, but Nintendo kicked Wario, Waluigi, and the Wa-Team out of Nintendo's HQ. So Wario and Waluigi quitted Nintendo and started to make their own shames

History[edit | edit source]

Nintendo was created by Chuck Norris in 1999999 BC when he kicked an abandoned toothpick factory. It instantly turned into an awesome shame making factory. Some guy named Mr. Nintendo bought this factory, and the jerk named it after himself instead of Chuck Norris.

Since Mr. Nintendo died 24 hours after he was born, he hired a random wizard named Shigeru Miyamoto who used his magic tricks to sell more shames. Miyamoto was with Nintendo for a very very very very long time, but it was eventually decided Nintendo neede more employees after he made the Nintendo UnEntertainment System and the Virtual Boy. So they hired some random guy. The random guy was kicked out shortly afterwards, and replaced by Satoru Iwata.

Nintendo was a great success after they released a bunch of shames. They earned more Money in one week than you've earned in your life. They sold more shames gott even richer.

As a company, Nintendo managed to outsell every shaming company ever, even themselves. Being created only a year after human arrived on Earth, Nintendo has survived for millions of years. Nintendo is like a cockroach, or a zombie. Even if you want it dead, it just won't die.

They released shames about Mario, Donkey Kong, and Zelda. These shames were their most successful that they've ever made. Now that's all they make, and they have since gone downhill. Probably because Satoru Iwata doesn't know what he's doing.

They're still better than SEGA, Microsoft, Sony, and Namco though.

The Secret Evil Side Of Nintendo[edit | edit source]

However, it was discovered that Nintendo has secretly betrayed their fans. They destroyed many Nintendo fan-made projects and fan-made Nintendo shames. They started cease and desists to people who made stuff containing Nintendo characters. Nintendo also abused a SuperMarioLogan web series (That was containing playtime toy videos). Of course, Nintendo kept being over-protective at their video shame characters

However, Nintendo still let their video shame music to be heard around the world. But then, they kept taking Nintendo video shame music OSTs that are uploaded by Nintendo fans

It was also discovered when Nintendo was secretly working for Viacom