Hell

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Hell is a place where evil people wind up. It is the opposite of Heaven. Hell is under control of The Devil who loves to PWN N00bs.

Hell was supposed to the worst place ever, but then along came SPARTANS!!! They ordered The Devil to built a restaurant and later dined in it. After this, many more entertainments were made, and it is now were the evil go to enjoy themselves, and the worst place ever became New York. Hell is also the place where Evil Teletubby Land was rumored to have been built and founded. It is also the darkest, creepiest, and most twisted place ever.

Circles of Hell[edit | edit source]

Instead of states, Hell is divided into 9 circles, for diffrent sins. The circles are as follows: Limbo, Lust, Gluttony, Greed, Anger, Heresy, Violence, Fraud, and Treachery.

Circle 0.5 - The Entrance[edit | edit source]

There really, really isn't much to the entrance. It's full of nothing much but dead grass, flags, and bees, plus a bunch of garbage from other parts of hell.

Circle 1 - Limbo[edit | edit source]

Limbo is technically the first circle of hell, and is basically a giant meadow surrounded by a castle wall. There is nothing deadly here, just emos, filled with sorrow from separation from God, and good pagans and little kids. It is almost completely silent, except for the crying of babies and the talk of regular people. There is a tower located there, which leads to the River Acheron, which leads into the second circle of hell. This is where N00bs go when they get pwned. Famous people who visited here were Nostradamus, Monkey D. Luffy, and Samuel Westing.

Circle 2 - Lust[edit | edit source]

This circle is for people who like to do naughty things. It is one of the darkest circles of hell, but also the smallest, and has a giant windstorm, which the devil uses to pwn N00bs sometimes. Famous people who visited here are Hajime Kunihiro, Edward Cullen, and Katz. Amanda is also in this dimension

Circle 3 - Gluttony[edit | edit source]

This circle is for people who love to eat. It is really muddy and swampy, and has a goverment of fat guys and a giant dog named Cerberus. Famous people to visit here are Bowser, Homer Simpson, Snorlax, Wimpy, and Sailor Moon. One Bulborb was sent there for eating at Burger King, but Ronald McDonald killed him.

Circle 4 - Greed[edit | edit source]

The fourth circle of hell, for people who like money. The people here get to slam into each other with giant boulders, and bathe in a pool of gold. Plutus holds the key to the next circle of hell. Famous people to visit here are Rip Torn, Stingy, Mr. Krabs, and Ron. The Golden Weeping Angel’s mansion is located somewhere here.

Circle 5 - Anger[edit | edit source]

This circle is for people who are angry and lazy. Lazy people bathe can in the River Styx, and angry people get to fight here. Teletubby Land is said to have been created here. Famous people to visit here are Robbie Rotten, Alec Baldwin, Vegeta, Ren Hoek, Roronoa Zoro, King fire slime, and Jun Inoue.

Circle 6 - Heresy[edit | edit source]

The largest circle of hell, it is also the hottest, at a minimum temperature of 155 degrees. It is the circle which houses the City of Dis, a city filled with burning coffins. Koromo Ryuumonbuchi was born here. Famous people to visit here are John Petrucci, Ronald McDonald, and Invader Zim.

Circle 7 - Violence[edit | edit source]

The 7th circle of hell, it is divided into 3 sections - violence towards others, violence towards oneself, and violence towards God. The first division has the river Phlegethon, a river of blood with a Centaur. The second division is where people can turn into trees and has Harpies. The third division has a desert. Famous people to visit here are Toka Ryuumonbuchi, Adolf Hitler, George W. Bush, Osama Bin Laden, Vendetta Williams, Attila The Hun, James Earl Ray, John Wilks Booth, Derek Chauvin, The Skeleton King, and MANY frontmans of various black metal bands, including Varg Vikernes and Attila Csihar. Gezol lives here, in a house deep within the suicide woods. Thom yorke came here for the sole purpsoe of turning into a tree

Circle 8 - Fraud[edit | edit source]

This circle is for people who like to do fraudulent things. It is one huge spiral spiraling downwards, and is divided into 10 sections. Famous people to visit here are Squidward Tentacles, Spongebob Squarepants, Milo Murphy, Candace Flynn, Creed, Tomoki Sawamura, Hisa Takei, and Jack Thompson. There's a section literally full of shit and not the bull kind. If you were a flatterer a lot in life you stay in that section for a long time.

Circle 9 - Treachery[edit | edit source]

This is the ninth and most evil circle of Hell. It is covered in snow and fire at the same time, and people get to throw each other into the flaming ice-water. Almost everybody who visits this place is pure evil. This is also where people go when they defy Chuck Norris, as would have to be either fearless or stupid, or maybe both. Famous people to visit here are Peter Griffin, Stu Pickles, Tommy Pickles, Crocodile, Roger Doofenshmirtz, Heinz Doofenshmirtz's mother and father, and Patrick Star. Bendy is trapped here, along with Tsumugi Shirogane. Courtney love got sent here fro trying to kill her daughter, killing her husband intentionally, and killing the family pets

Circle 9.5 - Evil Teletubby Land[edit | edit source]

Evil Teletubby Land is rumored to exist between the 9th and 10th circles of Hell. However, this cannot be completely confirmed as it is very hard to get down there with all the evil stuff guarding it unless, of course, you are one of the Evil Teletubbies.

Circle 9.7 - Evil Education City[edit | edit source]

Evil Education City is rumored to exist between Evil Teletubby Land, the 9th and 10th circles of Hell. It contains the demonic versions of the Classic Education City designs of places and characters. However, this cannot be completely confirmed as it is very hard to get down there with all the evil stuff guarding it unless, of course, you are one of the Evil Education City Gang.

Circle 10 - Evil Equestria[edit | edit source]

Evil Equestria is the tenth ring of hell. Every footstep is swarmed with a treacherous monster called a Pony. It resembles earth itself, but all of the humans have died. When you hear stuff about harmony, there is no harmony. They're talking about pony/leech hybrids sucking onto your skin and turning into one of them...

Ponies are demonic creatures made to torture the souls of teenage boys and young men and make them Bronies. They have tons of offensive fanart that appears every time you search stuff that doesn't have to do with My Little Pony such as "Donkeys" or "Penguins" or "Narwhals" or "Pointy Purple Princess". The same thing happens in Mobius.

Circle 11 - Heaven[edit | edit source]

Heaven is the last circle of hell. It is somehow also above hell. Also, (wait for it) it is its own dimension. TAKE THAT, LOGIC!

Circle 11.5 - The TARDIS' landing spot[edit | edit source]

This is rumored to exist between the 10th and 11th circles of Hell this is the located parking space where Jodie Whittaker's TARDIS crashed and she tried to survive but miserably choked and nearly looked like she was about to combust (Whilst for doctor who fans that is regeneration.)

Circle 12 - ???[edit | edit source]

There is no Circle 12. Except if you count the central nexus of all known IKEA stores.

Circle 13 - The Lake of Fire[edit | edit source]

This place is currently under construction.

Circle 14 - The Seal Of Viacom[edit | edit source]

Here are the prison where Viacunts and people who are working for Viacom are sealed in this prison for eternity. Famous people to visit here are Mr. Orangutan, Aunt Ruth, the two Ace Savvy Movie Judges, and any member of Viacom and the Ace Savvy Team, and even Bill Buck

Circle 15 - ???[edit | edit source]

This place is where the Louds (The 10 Loud Sisters, Rita Loud, and Lynn Sr.) as now amalgamates since Bob Saget resurrected them in 40XX after they got Roundhouse Kicked by Chuck Norris

Trivia[edit | edit source]

  • If a character dies, they became ghosts and have access to enter the Spirit World and will be relocated to Heaven or Hell. But fictional characters as ghosts still have access to enter the Spirit World into Cartoon Heaven or the Cartoon Void or Heaven or Hell after they died and was still in the UnUniverse as roaming ghosts. If they're resurrected with a new body, they no longer have access to the Spirit World still. If they resurrected as immortals, they no longer have access to the Spirit World still but some of them can enter the Spirit World