Google

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Google (not to be mistaken as a Webkinz creature known as a Googles that you can adopt) is the most powerful force in the Internet, it managed to turn everyone into its bitch. Google knows all and sees everything... including your browser history if you use their shitty Google Chrome. So there's no point in hiding it.

It used to not allow its employees to be evil but in 2018 they made it allowed to be evil.

Happy World Domination[edit | edit source]

Google had successfully took over the world in 2032. It controlled everything that everyone did online. However, Viacom nuked Google the next year.

For unknown reasons, the DDG search engine was not taken over.

What Google Owns[edit | edit source]

YouTube[edit | edit source]

Google owns YouTube, but only because Google owns a jerk that is famous for unknown reasons. However, unbeknownst to Google, this jerk known as Viacom is also stealing Google's money. In the year 6318, Google will go bankrupt due to this.

However, Google does not own anything Funny on YouTube, such as YouTube Poops or Super Mario 64 Bloopers