Chug Jug
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A Chug Jug is a healing item of unimaginable powers. Drinking a barrel can be insanely good for you and therefore, you can eat bajillions of these and not get fat. The only problem for chug jugs is that they are almost extinct, But don't blame the president, Because he can't do anything to help chug jugs from getting eaten by 300+ lb Morbidly Obese people.
History[edit | edit source]
Chug Jugs were a very helpful invention made by Albert Einstein in 1962, when he mixed Dog water with Old 7-Up. This changed medical history forever.
Facts About a Chug Jug[edit | edit source]
- Sadly, People who play Fortnite knocked the supply of Chug Jug by 80%
- Chug Jug helps wounds like E.T does.
- These are widely used in America.
- In a near death situation, And are bleeding, drink a chug jug fast!
- These are now very rare items.
- Wa-Chug Jugs are even better.
