Baldi

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Baldi is a schoolteacher who walks with his students before slapping them

Baldi is a teacher and the main antagonist of Baldi's Basics. He is a skinny and ugly man who spends half of the time teaching children, and also other name that who knows is "Baldimore", but the other half spends it in spanking the player's ass so hard that you would rather be sent to Hell than be spanked one more time by this skinny shit. He is also friends with the man who grounds the player for running in the hallways, ignoring the fact that himself is running. His face looks a bit like Olimar.

Dat plastic boi from your bootlegged nightmoarz

He likes to slap with stuff he has no right to slap with. He is really a annoying school teacher that works for Viacom. He regrets starring in "that shame", and is currently on the run from paparazzi. He was taught how to teleport by the Numbertaker, who also messes with numbers. He really hates Chara, Crash Bandicoot, Linka Loud, Black Bart, Pickle Rick, and even the Annoying Orange. Despite not having ears, he can hear bad math and bad jokes made by Luan Loud

Trivia[edit | edit source]

  • When he touches you, a ear raping buzz occurred and the game is over
  • He also has a 12 inch pe**s which he uses to fuck playtime in her ass