Bad Tubby Custard Machine

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The Bad Tubby Custard Machine (AKA THE PUBBY CUSSARD MEHCINE!) is a machine that makes Bad Tubby Custard. It has various levers and a tap to pour the custard into a bowl.

The machine is used ONLY by the Evil Teletubbies and their allies, which means If Your a Human, you cant use it. Although some people who aren't Evil Tinky Winky, Evil Dipsy, Evil Laa-Laa, Doddy, Thumper or Po's Evil Counterpart must be one of their minions like Evil Noo-Noo, who sucks the custard up. WaMr. L sometimes uses it, but only on occasions. There are several buttons on this machine that if you press them, it's either going to make Bad Tubby Custard, or kill somebody. It is also can be messy, which is why Evil Noo-Noo goes crazy. One time, Evil Laa-Laa squirted custard on Po, So Po shot Laa-Laa. Evil Dipsy is researching facts about custard with pink food coloring, but no success. YET.