Augustine

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Augustine was a former perverted Manichaean who became a Christian theologian. Before he converted to Christianity, he made erotic fanfics of himself, and after he converted to Christianity, he wrote that sex was always bad, that self-defense was okay sometimes (despite Jesus Christ saying that you shouldn’t strike back) and that starving Christians shouldn’t eat food from temples (despite Jesus saying that what enters a man’s body doesn’t make him unclean and Paul writing that eating food sacrificed to idols was totally okay if it doesn’t harm anyone else’s faith). He founded the monastic order that Martin Luther ended up joining, so they say that he had a big influence on Lutheranism.