Asplode Tinky Winky

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Asplode Tinky Winky, or WaWaWaWaWaWaTinky Winky, is a Wa-Version of WaWaWaWaWaTinky Winky, who is a Wa-version of WaWaWaWaTinky Winky, who is a Wa-version of WaWaWaTinky Winky, who is a Wa-version of WaWaTinky Winky, who is a Wa-version of WaTinky Winky, who is a Wa-version of Tinky Winky. Asplode Tinky Winky could be the most evil thing ever imagined, besides from WaAsplode Tinky Winky.

Not to be confused with 6(Wa)Tinky Winky.

How Asplode Tinky Winky Came To Be[edit | edit source]

WaWaWaWaWaTinky Winky, although being a galaxy-destroying behemoth, was lonely. He needed somebody for him to be evil friends with, so they could wipe out all of life as we know it. He then forced himself into the Wa-Machine, and out came Asplode Tinky Winky. As a participant in the Second Undefeatable War, he racked up an impressive killcount of OVER 9000 personnel on Fleet Admiral Vesta's Big Ship O' Doom before being forced to retreat into the UnMultiversal Void by Chuck Norris himself, where he lay waste to thousands of worlds before they could even be discovered.

Powers of Asplode Tinky Winky[edit | edit source]

  • The powers of WaWaWaWaWaTinky Winky except twice as powerful
  • Galaxy Destruction
  • Fire Jellyfish Spawn
  • Ice Jellyfish Spawn
  • Earth Jellyfish Spawn
  • Air Jellyfish Spawn
  • Summoning clone WaTinky Winkies,WaWaTinky Winkies,WaWaWaTinky Winkies, WaWaWaWaTinky Winkies, and WaWaWaWaWaTinky Winkies
  • Pentagram Laser Blast
  • Tummy-TV Atomic Bomb Ejection
  • Telekinesis
  • Pyrokinesis
  • Hydrokinesis
  • Psychokinesis
  • Regenerative Body
  • Zalgo Corruption
  • Mindr@pe
  • Ginormous Swallow
  • Tubby Custard Explosion (Asplode Tinky Winky explodes into Tubby Custard, but his head will remain intact)

Trivia[edit | edit source]

  • Asplode Tinky Winky is not located in the UnUniverse anymore. He found a way to travel through parallel universes just like in Super Mario 64, and crushing them as well with his WaTinky Winky Armada.
  • Asplode Tinky Winky has no friends left. His only one (WaWaWaWaWaTinky Winky) got killed off. His WaTinky Winky Armada counts as minions more than friends.
  • Asplode Tinky Winky created cancer, AIDS, herpes, and the Bubonic Plague.
  • WaWaWaWaWaWaTinky-Winky once redirected to Asplode, and thus this monster was renamed Asplode Tinky Winky.