Angry German Kid

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Angry German Kid (aka Leopold Slikk) is a crazy gamer who worked all night and day by playing his favorite game Unreal Tournament until he got fustrated and banging on his keyboard and smashed his computer with his keyboard after losing. He hates Ronald McDonald and hates listing to his "Ran Ran Ru" quote. His best rival is Angry Japanese Kid. He also smashed opponents with his keyboard. He is also known as Keyboard Smasher

Name[edit | edit source]

His name Norman Kochanowski, is never used to refer to him. He's better known as the Angry German Kid, Leopold Slikk, Keyboard crasher, or Echter Gangster, other names are Slikk or Baba. His real name is Norman Kochanowski.

History[edit | edit source]

In 2006, a 15 year old guy named Norman Kochanowski posted on YouTube some pointless and stupid clips of his life. His last video was posted in 2007.

Two years later, his father talked in the German TV about his son. He said, that Norman became depressive (more than before), and must be treated in Munich, Bavaria.

It is rumored that he lived (and maybe still lives) in a village in the German region Rhineland-Palatinate.

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Skills[edit | edit source]

He doesn't have many skills, but with his meltdown power, he can destroy any object in his area. His glasses, a present from his grandma, protect his eyes from sunbeams and epileptic animations. He uses a keyboard as his main weapon to smash his opponents with. He can throw random pencils like a dart which does short-to-medium amount of damage. He has an Atari 2600 controller which attacks enemies with electricity on the bonus side it one of his strongest weapons in his inventory although the downfall is that it can hurt himself a small amount of damage to the point he says "ACH!".

Likes[edit | edit source]

  • Throwing people out the "fenster"
  • Seeing movies with blood
  • Rap and other music with "n***a" and "bitch"
  • Unreal Torment
  • Sausage eggs
  • Wii U
  • Team Fotress
  • Shames (Obviously.)

Dislikes[edit | edit source]

Powers[edit | edit source]

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