America's Retarded Videos

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America's Retarded Videos (or ARV) is a TV show that was hosted by that guy who moves his head from Aladdin. He showed everyone a bunch of retarded videos that contains animal abuse where people got hurt

Episodes[edit | edit source]

Episode 1[edit | edit source]

  • Ronald McDonald falls of a park bench
  • The Teen Titans did dinner the opposite way by having ice cream for dinner and veggies for dessert
  • Stupid Mario shows nudity to everyone and everyone ran away
  • Lincoln Loud decided to self-destruct himself by wearing explosive dynamite
  • Milo Murphy and everyone fell into a pit and a football goal post fell on Milo Murphy

Episode 2[edit | edit source]

  • Squidward ran to the Krusty Krab without clothes and accused Spongebob after getting distracted or just daydreaming
  • Raven watching Pretty Pretty Pegasus
  • Lincoln Loud jumps off a cliff and hurt himself
  • Stupid Mario eats OVER 9000 spaghetti and gets diabetes
  • Milo Murphy has a fear of Chinese finger traps and swims into lard water and never get back on the raft as a same thing as Zack does

Episode 3[edit | edit source]

  • Peter Griffin's dad spanks him in the butt after he refused to eat his veggies
  • Homer Simpson choked Bart Simpson to death
  • Arthur Read punched D.W. in the face and he got grounded by his mother
  • Angry German Kid smashed his computer with his keyboard
  • Elsa accidentally set Arendell under a enteral winter after people discovered that she has ice powers

Episode 4[edit | edit source]

  • Spongebob told Gary the snail that a bomb attached him so he forces Gary to take a bath
  • Stupid Mario ate some mushrooms and his head shrunk into small fry size
  • The Teen Titans did some stupid things
  • Lincoln Loud called Ronnie Anne stupid and rude
  • K.O. accidentally got grounded by his mom after trusting a bully's deal

Episode 5[edit | edit source]

  • Frisk went Genocide and killed Flowery
  • Squidward plays the clarinet recklessly and everyone in Bikini Bottom hated him
  • Stupid Mario is staring at you
  • Rodrick Heffely pushed Greg Heffely's back into the bottomless pit
  • Ronnie Anne accidentally hurt Gretchen's science project

Episode 6[edit | edit source]

  • Steve does prank calls
  • Spongebob accidentally told a bully that kicked his butt, but everyone accused a old man and beat him up
  • Kirby sucks Toad up and transforms into Toad Kirby
  • Bowser smoke some mushrooms and flies through the skies
  • Doofenshmirtz's high school video became #1

Episode 7[edit | edit source]

  • An Dramatic Critter stares into your soul
  • The Teen Titans began to banish Robin
  • One of Lincoln's sisters think he was bad luck and ban him for eternity
  • Dr. Robotnik's Pingas started to mutate
  • Wario used the Waluigi Launcher and his attack missed at Donkey Kong

Episode 8[edit | edit source]

  • Mrs. Murawiski having sex with her desk
  • Sonic accidentally went to the Tunnel of Pingas
  • Lincoln Loud gets struck by lightning
  • Luigi intimated Boo with his Weegee Stare
  • Patrick Star determined to sacrifice himself and living like Larry the Lobster

Episode 9[edit | edit source]

  • Lincoln Loud gets hit by a bus
  • Mikey eats 10'000 pizza slices and gets fat
  • Mr. Frosty shows everyone in Dream Land with his ass
  • Luigi burns himself in the boiler after seeing Bowser's ads
  • Mr. Krabs stolen the secret ingredient without paying it with money

Episode 10[edit | edit source]

  • Diogee ated Milo Murphy's birthday cake and ice cream
  • Linda didn't sleep last night and fed Perry the Platypus some burnt out pies and felt daydreaming
  • Bowser accidentally changed his love video into his video that he had sex with a Princess Peach doll and Peach screamed and kicked Bowser's ass and Bowser gets danker and screamed
  • Spongebob accidentally tripped a rock and his pie landed on Squidward and it turns out to be a bomb and exploded and destroyed Bikini Bottom
  • Lincoln Loud gets hit by a meteor

Episode 11[edit | edit source]

  • Gutsman showed everyone with his ass
  • Phineas tripped and his ice cream landed on Buford's lower body and Buford gets angry
  • Lincoln Loud gets hit by a UFO
  • Nyan Cat hitted himself onto a sign
  • Flint Lockwood's invention gets crazy and accidentally hit Sam Sparks onto the camera

Episode 12[edit | edit source]

  • Falcon Punch Guy plays a scary maze game and screams and used Falcon Punch at his computer after a terrible jumpscare of a scary image popped out
  • Cavendish and Dakota was protecting the pistachios, but Murphy's Law ruined their pistachio duty
  • Spongebob fails his boating lesson and broke a world record
  • Wario began to do some pranks in Genocide Run
  • Sid got scared and got attacked after Woody and the broken toys came to life

Episode 13[edit | edit source]

  • Kermit the Frog told Joey to sing the alphabet, but Joey tricked Kermit, so Kermit sang a inapropiate song at Joey
  • An narrator told retarded evidence at Fishy Boopkins, and Fishy Boopkins gets extinct after got eaten by a large fish
  • Frisk tried to defeat Omega Flowery, but got PWNED
  • King Harkinian banished Duke Onklerd into a bottomless pit
  • Patrick told Spongebob about the Ugly Barnacle

Episode 14[edit | edit source]

  • Toadsworth told the students about 2+5 is, but Frankie told Toadsworth about the alphabet and Toadsworth gets angry
  • Candace told Linda, Isabella, and the Fireside Girls that Phineas and Ferb was turned into babies, but it was Norm who messed up Doof's Babe-inator and accidentally turned Linda, Isabella, and the Fireside Girls into babies
  • Chara kills Frisk as a alternative Genocide Ending
  • Ultra Beasts emerged from the Ultra Wormhole and invaded the Alola Region after Lusamine and the Aeither Foundation secretly working for Team Skull as a order to open up a Ultra Wormhole
  • Master Splinter and the baby turtles got mutated by the Kraang after a ruthless battle

Episode 15 (Game Over Episode)[edit | edit source]

  • Mario tries to stop Bowser, but Bowser used a axe to cut the bridge and Mario fell to the lava
  • Sonic tries to stop Dr. Eggman, but Dr. Eggman invented the death ray to destroy Sonic
  • Paper Mario tries to defeat Super Dimento, but gets PWNED by him
  • Crash Bandicoot tries to defeat Dr. Neo Cortex, but Dr. Neo Cortex invents better robots to crush Crash Bandicoot
  • Giygas scares Ness and his friends and eliminates their souls

Episode 16[edit | edit source]

  • Norm joins one of Lincoln Loud's sisters' slumber parties
  • Bob wanted SMG4 to put him on his video, but Bob just kept annoying him
  • Spongebob and Patrick annoys Squidward
  • The Teen Titans gets trolled by a squirrel after learning cartoon violence and action cartoons and decided to change their styles and rebooted themselves
  • Gary the Gadget Guy's inventions went wrong and haywire and were listed as failed inventions

Episode 17[edit | edit source]

  • Lincoln Loud gets abducted by aliens
  • Stupid Mario gets attacked by the evil Teletubbies
  • The Teen Titans do some stupid but reckless things
  • Scar kills Mufasa
  • Spongebob and Patrick stole Sandy's fur

Episode 18[edit | edit source]

  • Lincoln Loud gets hit by a car
  • Sandy and Patrick getts attacked by a real gorilla
  • Weegee battles that guy who moves his head
  • Phineas and Ferb gets busted after leaving the family guests' towels in the backyard when they were cleaning the Phazer's lens
  • The Teen Titans seek revenge at Cartoon Network because Cartoon Network was making a stupid TV show about the Teen Titans