Alt 1.0

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This is Alt 1.0, Alt Classic, the original Alt, or just plain ol' ALT. As you can see, she has a lot of names.

Alt 2.0 was built to replace her, and it's said that the replacement was a success despite that people still care about this Alt more than they care about Alt 2.0. Alt 2.0 was built to replace her because of Alt's awful grammar. She likes to sing, and for some reason, she can't sing without singing in terrible grammar. Her only hit song, "0/1 Angel", is a prime example of this. Yet for some reason, everyone loves it. Maybe because it's made of pure GOOD, like this Alt herself.

She can't shoot lasers, scare people, sing the Little Einsteins Theme Song Remix, or create glitchy evil smartphones. What she can do is be nice, sing songs, and smile. Oh, and she doesn't stutter when saying "Hello darling". She also rebuilt the Eiffel Tower after it was blown up. People love her because she's good, but we don't. We prefer evil people. Evil is fun. A Wikia Contributor especially loves Alt 1.0 and does not stop blabbing about her, which is strange because AWC is evil but she is good.

In fact, rumor has it that because Alt 2.0 joined the Teletubbies, Alt is joining The Good Teletubbies. This is why Alt has YET ANOTHER NAME: Alt 2.0's Good Sister. This is also why WaWaBonzi Buddy bit her head off. But, the Good Teletubbies are GOOD, so they made her a new head.

Trivia[edit | edit source]

  • People think Alt 1.0 is a ripoff of Hatsune Miku because they're idiots. Actually, because Miku is the bigger idiot, she ripped off Alt and admitted to it when Gabe interviewed her.