Ajit Pai

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Ajit Pai, hailing from an unknown area of the UnWorld, is the chairman and leader of the Federal Communications Commissions (FCC). People claimed him to be the "True Final Boss of the Internet" after Space Marine Soldier stepped down to become a hero. Nobody likes him, making Nobody an idiot.

Ajit Varadaraj Pai (A.K.A. Niggerface) is an Indian American FCCuntface commissioner who wants to take over the internet to watch all over us what we're doing. He intends on destroying Net Neutrality and giving big cable companies control over what we see and do online, so the illegals are begging to go to the site, AND the user can PAY legally! Isn't that fucking bullshit?

His plan was to destroy Net Neutrality on December 14, 2017 to widespread throttling, blocking, censorship, and extra fees. This policy went into effect on June 11, 2018, letting ISPs shit on you. Although he succeeded, a band of about 20 Murican states teamed up to sue his sorry ass. Ajit has still not yet killed himself by intensely huffing and lighting his own methane gas, a move which many Americans believe should be reconsidered.

WHY!?[edit | edit source]

He is on the list of top 3 most powerful beings in the UnUniverse, taking down Sub-Basement Cat with a single blow (not that that lasted) and holding his own against Chuck Norriseegee, Weegee and Master Chief at the same time. He is over one hundred times stronger than UnWorld Chuck Norris, and can destroy entire solar systems with a wag of his finger. He was responsible for the end of YTMND and Undefeatable War No. e. Estimates at his UnRank ranged on the order of theta. Before his death, he was plotting to destroy the entire UnMultiverse, and may well have done so if the Coalition of the Internet hadn't intervened. He is some rival of Angry Video Game Nerd and Angry German Kid

Likes[edit | edit source]

  • Bobbling his head
  • Making stupid faces
  • Money
  • Taking over the internet
  • Adolf Hitler
  • Being an asshat
  • Fox News
  • Getting raped
  • His boyfriend (until death)
  • Masturbating profusely to other people's cable bill
  • Concocting evil plans to limit our right to free accessible internet
  • Michael O'Rielly and Brendan Carr
  • Having SpongeBob rip his toenail off with a couch(as done to Squidward from House Fancy)

Semi-Likes[edit | edit source]

  • Donald Trump (familiar parthership just like Squidward and Mr. Krabs has it)

Hates[edit | edit source]

  • Net Neutrality
  • John Oliver
  • Women
  • Free Internet
  • Freedom of speech

Trivia[edit | edit source]

  • I'm pretty sure nobody outside the US cared about this guy.
  • His article on Wikipedia got protected due to anonymous users attempting to spread the truth.
  • It is possible he is possessed by Mr. Kraps or Moar Krabs, which explains his greed with money.
  • He is referred to as "Spineless invertebrate", but this is an insult to other invertebrates around the world.