2021

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2021, also known as 2020: Episode 1 was a failure of a year. Nothing good happened, as it pretty much is a continuation of the previous year, 2020 (obviously). The Coronavirus still had an iron grip on the UnWorld with its endless cycle of torture.

Religion and Politics happen[edit | edit source]

  • January 1 - The last year, 2020, did not end.
  • January 5 - A messiah by the name of Edgar McNotwario warns about the End of Days, and how that Chuck Norris was coming for us all!
  • January 6 - The messiah Jesus Christ tells everyone on live television from United States Congress that the words of Edgar are LIES! But also always be prepared for rapture. Wario I mean Edgar counter-attacks by getting all his followers to attack the Capitol building with armed artillary. He was detained. UnAnything also turned 11 years old, horray!
  • February 14 - Love is in the air.
  • Feburary 15 - Beef producers in Texas release all their cows as Abraham Lincoln declares all texan cows to be free. He was later re-assassinated that president's day.
  • February 19 - Edgar McNotwario is sentenced to life in WaJail for mutiny.
  • February 24 - Edgar McNotwario escapes WaJail just under a week... somehow.....

Things become more boring...[edit | edit source]

  • March 5 - Heavy Weapons Guy makes the largest Sandvich in the world, the old record of George Lopez's by 3 inches.
  • March 14 - Pies and π become sentient, causing chaos for 3.14 hours exactly.
  • April 9 - The amish pay their 300 year old phone bill, which came to be a total of $12. That used to be a lot of money!
  • April 11 - Mario is awarded the best shame award for being the best shame.
  • April 20 - Hitler's clone celebrates "his own" 132 year old birthday by invading Poland again. He was soon arrested for trespassing.
  • May 26 - Slime rain accours on Jupiter, making the first time it rained slime 3 years on any of the planets.
  • June 11 - The UnWar of the French Legal-Men happens and the an image is removed.
  • July 4 - North Korea buys 7 million catgirls to show he's better than the US on the United States of UnAmerica's birthday, making this the largest purchase of slaves since that time Gex was in Columbus's backyard.

Things become WILD![edit | edit source]

  • July 7 - Mario's Shadow steals Mario for five nights.
  • July 8 - The Evil Teletubbies kills Lincoln Loud by destroying his Bun-Bun so Lincoln dies permanently due to a horcrux and will never respawn. The 10 Evil Loud Sisters, the Evil Casagrandes Family, Evil Sid Chang, and Evil Clyde McBride left the UnUniverse and was never be seen again. After the Loud House TV show and its spinoff and movie was banned, the Evil Loud House's other minions Weenee, Drillcat, WaHappycat, and Evil Blue Yoshi was enslaved by the Evil Teletubbies. Hip hip HORRAY!

Things become WEIRD[edit | edit source]

  • September 17, Squid Shame Officially Released for Netflix