Yoda

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Yoda in one of his saner moods.
Yoda in a less sane mood.

Someday when you are older, you could get hit by a boulder. Or get hit on in Boulder. Or get your mattress stolen in Boulder. So, just to be safe, stay away from boulders; Boulder, Colorado; and Halsey.

~ Yoda

Yoda used to be a beachstroller like you, but then he took a seagull beak to the knee. (It may have been Dave Bowman's.) He also took a seagull beak to the coconut.

This gave him PTSD and makes him uncontrollably attack robots sometimes.