Wumbo Party
The Wumbo Party is a political party in Koridai and Bikini Bottom, started by operative Patrick Star. It's views stand far left and highly Libertarian, as the founder stated "Lets just take all the dictators...and push them somewhere else!". Wumbo University is a high supporter of the Wumbo Party, as well as the smartest people in Koridai.
History[edit | edit source]
In 2008, Patrick Star had to pay his krabby patty tab. This led him to protest the current government, so he created his own party. He won the election, and is currently the president of Bikini Bottom.
Years later, the then-vice president Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen re-thought his political views, and found that the Wumbo Party was one of the most free parties on Earth. Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen then joined the Wumbo Party of Koridai, and ran for president, soon winning the election, due to immense support on his policies to stop Arendelle's corrupt Government.
The Wumbo Party later expanded into America, but due to the stupidity of the population, no amount of logic could cause them to gain a significant amount of power.
Wumbo Subdivision[edit | edit source]
As an open-minded party, they have elections inside their won party to decide who controls it.
Red Wumbos[edit | edit source]
The Red Wumbos are generally more Anti-Capitalist and Marxist than the average Wumbo. They mostly support Democracy, but with significant changes to the economy. Their biggest issue in 2015 is abolishing Capitalism.
Blue Wumbos[edit | edit source]
The Blue Wumbos are the largest group of the Wumbo Party. They generally are Capitalist, but do Align liberally on Social Policies. Their biggest issue in 2015 is Lamp Marriage.
Green Wumbos[edit | edit source]
The Green Wumbos are the most hippy of all. They do not care much about the economy or social issues and instead put their main focus on protecting Planet Earth from litterbugs and war.
Members[edit | edit source]
- Patrick Star (Founder, President of Bikini Bottom)
- Darwin Watterson (Former President of Bikini Bottom)
- Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen (President of Koridai)
- Rocko
- SpongeBob SquarePants
- Willmo Rolfe
Enemies[edit | edit source]
- Russian Tsarist Party (Tsars are not permitted in Wumbo ideology)
- Communist Party (Communists are Anti Wumbo)
- Viacom Inc. (Viacom is evil despite the fact, Patrick is both an Viacom and Nickelodeon character)
- UTUBETROLLPOLICE (self explanatory)