West Virginia
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West Virginia is an UnAmerican state. It was invented during the Civil War.
Despite its name, Virginia actually goes farther west than it.
It is the farthest east that George Strait moves with the good Lord's speed.
It's official state nightmare is "You Try to Tell the Cops That There's a Fire-Breathing Dragon in the Sky, but Whenever They Look, It's Just a Flying Nude Man."
