Volvic
“Volvic 让你的祖先起死回生！”
~ Danone on the Chinese market for Volvic
Volvic is a brand of water made by Volcano George and peddled by Tyrannosaurus Alan. George makes it by filtering rainwater through his handsome volcano rocks. Alan's marketing slogans revolve around how Volvic helps him with his plots. Volvic is a brand of WILD MINERAL WATÆR manufactured by George Volcano and sold by Tyrannosaurus Alan. George makes it by filtering rainwater through his "handsome volcano rocks," which fills it with "volcanicity". Alan's marketing slogans revolve around how Volvic helps him with his plots. However, George always wants to eat Alan for breakfast.
It was the victor in The Perrier-Volvic War.
History[edit | edit source]
As you may know, Volvic water was first tapped in 1922, and the first bottles started appearing on the UnMarket in 1938. In 1993, the Volvic company was bought by Wario. In 2007, four Volvic ads were released featuring George Volcano and Tyrannosaurus Alan. You've also used Volvic Revive to add it with a source of life to resurrect dead guys. But George Volcano refused to release the product because what if it might get in the wrong hands? Eventually Viacom's dirty hands! So the Volvic Revive 2.0. is only guarded by the Undefeatables and the Meme Team to resurrect everything they love
