Volcano George
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Volcano George is a volcano who makes Volvic, with volcanicity. He does this by filtering rainwater through his handsome volcano rocks. Afterwards, he recruited Tyrannosaurus Alan to sell the finished product.
Sometimes he adds lemon squeezings for female pterodactyls (whom he illicitly calls "birds").
After he fought in the The Perrier-Volvic War, he retired to Czechia. Now it can be said that there are volcanoes in Czechia.
He is the daddy now. Yes.