Underwear
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Underwear is an invention that was invented for many purposes: an extra layer of protection from the elements, an extra layer of protection from Transportation Security Administration officials, hygiene, and most importantly, to prevent people from being lewd.
Furthermore, underwear has many uses: it can be worn in its intended location, it can be worn on the head, and some kinds can even be used as parachutes! (Don't try at home.)
Magic underwear[edit | edit source]
Magic underwear was invented in the 19th century by some guy after he got the idea from an ancient Egyptian manuscript. However, it turned out the manuscript was a 21st century fake planted by a time traveler from the 31st century.