UnTime

In the UnUniverse, everyone shall use a time system called UnTime.

However, unlike normal time, there are 25 UnHours in an UnDay, and UnTime has 70 UnMinutes, hence why 12 and 24 hour clocks don’t exist, and instead we have 13 and 25 UnHour clocks.

Examples of UnTime:

13 hour: 13:63 PM

25 hour: 24:24

UnTime is actually smarter than you think it is, as you have more UnMinutes to enjoy in a single UnHour.

Trivia

• Everyone must use UnTime, the only exceptions to this are Chuck Norris, Captain 10,000, Captain 0 and Tierboskat, as they can read normal time as well as UnTime.
• If UnTime was used in the Real World, all hell would break out for some reason, probably because humans are fucking stupid.