UnRank

An UnRank is a rank given to every creature of the UnUniverse. This rank is considered very important. The owner of the highest UnRank is Chuck Norris. The UnRank in question is Above Infinity (but that's an understatement; we all know that he is BEYOND even beyond infinity, and that's insane). The owner of the 2nd highest UnRank is Captain 1 (2030) because he teamed up with Chuck Norris to defeat Duo. The owner of the lowest UnRank is Hannibal Lecter, because he has killed 2 billion people in the UnUniverse (Mr. Lecter's UnRank is below negative infinity). The owner of the 2nd lowest UnRank that's not negative infinity is Reginald Copperbottom, because he betrayed Henry Stickmin, formed a criminal gang and overthrew Henry as the leader (not fair!) There are 21 UnRanks.

We didn’t mention Captain 1 because the UnRank is obvious, -37 Centillion.

When a creature is born, their UnRank starts at 0.

Table of UnRanks

UnRank	Description	Status
Beyond Infinity	Divine Sacrosanct with Prestige, no, beyond even THAT!	You are one of the best friends of Chuck Norris!
Infinity	Infinitely Amazing	You are considered beyond god-ship. You get what you want AT ALL TIMES.
10^12+	Godlike	You are a god, obviously.
386,329,303,920 - 10^12	Unfathomably Phenomenal	You are so outstanding that we had to use two big words to describe you.
1,000,000,000 - 386,329,303,920	Supreme Being	"Know your place, minority..."
1,000,049 - 1,000,000,000	Beyond Legendary	At this point, not even the most powerful meme master can defeat you.
540,200 - 1,000,049	Legendary	You are the stuff of legends.
24,000 - 540,200	Epic Level III	You are the highest level of epic before you enter legends.
3,500 - 24,000	Epic Level II	You are far into the art of epicness.
564 - 3,500	Epic Level I	You are epic.
150 - 564	Above Average	You are above the regular moron.
100 - 150	Not Bad	You're kind of cool.
80 - 100	Not Awesome	You're not the greatest person ever, not really average either.
50 - 80	Lame	You suck.
20 - 50	Amazingly Low	Maybe you should go lock yourself up.
10 - 20	REALLY?!	You have got to be kidding me.
1 - 10	Wow...	You should have been dead by now.
0	ZERO	You are not worth the dirt you walk on.
-1 - -1000	Fiend	The poster would rather want you dead than alive.
-1000+	Beyond redemption.	The poster would also rather want you dead than alive. You are so bad that your worth is basically a tiny speck of void dust, and even that is an understatement.
Negative Infinity	You REALLY, REALLY suck	Calling you the worst person ever to ever live would be a compliment, it does not begin to describe how hated you are by everyone. You've officially become worse than Captain 1.
Below Negative Infinity	The Farthest From Zero	Not even Satan likes you. Therefore, you'll go to a dull dimension alone instead of hell after death.

Status In the UnUniverse

The UnRank is considered extremely important, and often decides the social status of the owner. Someone with a very high level ranking is considered very important, powerful or a good guy, while people in lower ranks are considered losers, weak idiots or evil.

Decision of an UnRank

For Normal People

Ranks used to be given by the Wise Ones, but they got kicked out and the job got outsourced to 1234567890, since who else knows what number to assign a person than the numbers themselves. Ranks are examined constantly, and if someone suddenly becomes awesome, powerful or evil, their UnRank may change though this is rare. A known example of this is Mister Kooper2.

For Undefeatables

In addition to a normal Rank, there is also a separate ranking system for Undefeatables, which is used to either grant a new Undefeatable initiation or depose someone who is currently undefeatable. The system used for this is the UnRank Scales, which stand in front of the Undefeatables' palace. A prospective Undefeatable stands on one of its massive weighing dishes while a veteran Undefeatable (usually one who has been unruly and is in danger of being rejected), stands on the other. Then, Chuck Norris himself strikes the top of the scales, sending a powerful vibration coursing through them. If the prospective Undefeatable stays on their feet, they are admitted into the ranks of the Undefeatables. Out of millions of challengers since the dawn of creation, only a few dozen have stood on the scales and lived to tell the tale.

For Species

For in the case something is part of a species, they are compared to others in their range, and judged upon their successes and shortcomings compared relative to one another. Undefeatables outsource the job of ranking species to the UnAnything Team, who study the species for centuries before coming to a conclusion. When a species (or pokemon) evolves, they'll get a new ranking. A species might have more than 1 UnRank for if there's a drastic difference in how it fares in multiple territories, however this is very rare.

Trivia

• Most people use the 3rd scale (evilness) to measure an UnRank.