USABall

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USABall is a circular caricature of the United States of UnAmerica. It drinks oil and eats cheeseburgers. Its neighbors are Canadaball and Mexicoball. It good-naturedly makes fun of the former but it intentionally aggravates the latter. His mother is UKBall.

Things USABall likes[edit | edit source]

  • Oil
  • Guns
  • Hamburgers
  • Cheeseburgers
  • Sticking its nose into other countryballs' shoes
  • Large boobies that are mostly covered up
  • Beer
  • Money Money Money

Things USABall doesn't like[edit | edit source]

Things that make USABall stay awake at night wondering if he likes them or not[edit | edit source]

  • Theocracism
  • Oligarchism