USABall
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USABall is a circular caricature of the United States of UnAmerica. It drinks oil and eats cheeseburgers. Its neighbors are Canadaball and Mexicoball. It good-naturedly makes fun of the former but it intentionally aggravates the latter. His mother is UKBall.
Things USABall likes[edit | edit source]
- Oil
- Guns
- Hamburgers
- Cheeseburgers
- Sticking its nose into other countryballs' shoes
- Large boobies that are mostly covered up
- Beer
- Money Money Money
Things USABall doesn't like[edit | edit source]
- Boobies that are not covered up
- Sovietball
- Communism
- Fascism
- Monarchism
Things that make USABall stay awake at night wondering if he likes them or not[edit | edit source]
- Theocracism
- Oligarchism